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a fistula from ear to ear

and i try
oh my god do i try
i try all the goddamn time

here is a place where words are written
ideas are expressed and hearts are broken
mostly mine, dunning–kruger be damned

  • managements
  • financial portfolios
  • insurance
  • computers
  • black leather gloves
  • research and development
  • security

a fist full of fingers

avoid articial intelligence
strive for human greatness

if at first you do not succeed
keep wiping

  • life can be a treadmill
  • keep your head healthy
  • exercise your mind

a finger full of funk

ooh
baby do you know what that is worth
ooh
heaven is a place on earth

  • who needs accountability
  • when we can tailor programs
  • to your personal weaknesses
  • you pay for consistent(ish)
  • support and motivation
  • we will mostly deliver fairly
  • consistently disappointing
  • results
  • we hate puncuation.

common exorcism

where have all the good times gone

eating out
i like tartar sauce
smelly
i like malt vinegar
sauce on the side please
i get the halibut

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