a fistula from ear to ear
and i try
oh my god do i try
i try all the goddamn time
here is a place where words are written
ideas are expressed and hearts are broken
mostly mine, dunning–kruger be damned
- managements
- financial portfolios
- insurance
- computers
- black leather gloves
- research and development
- security
a fist full of fingers
avoid articial intelligence
strive for human greatness
if at first you do not succeed
keep wiping
- life can be a treadmill
- keep your head healthy
- exercise your mind
a finger full of funk
ooh
baby do you know what that is worth
ooh
heaven is a place on earth
- who needs accountability
- when we can tailor programs
- to your personal weaknesses
- you pay for consistent(ish)
- support and motivation
- we will mostly deliver fairly
- consistently disappointing
- results
- we hate puncuation.
common exorcism
where have all the good times gone
- eating out
- i like tartar sauce
- smelly
- i like malt vinegar
- sauce on the side please
- i get the halibut
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